thewerman100:

atleastitsnotasbestos:

traggots:

“Does The Way Christians Use Capitalized He/Him For God Count As A Neopronoun” - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

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forum is locked guys. get that opinion out of here

sharkfish:

54-tyler:

I don’t advocate violence, but EVERY SINGLE employee still at Twitter has an opportunity to do the funniest thing in history this March 15.

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ottermatopoeia:

Clytemnestra: crack? Is it crack you smoke?

ikariyuiofficial:

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lesbianshepard:

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lesbianshepard:

99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified

224bbaker:

Fun Fact: in one month, all Sherlock Holmes stories hit the public domain and the Conan Doyle Estate can’t do shit! I say this for absolutely no reason but also congrats in advance to the happy couple.

tahthetrickster:

tahthetrickster:

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

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i have to do EVERYTHING around here

mihai-florescu:

mihai-florescu:

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How tf does a deactivated account still have blue checkmarks

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imlizy:

its fucking dember.

aptronyms:

aptronyms:

shoutout to anthropomorphic snakes in animated movies doing poses that would normally require arms by creatively using their coils as arms instead. gotta be one of my favorite genders

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this is what it’s all about

perfectlynormalhumanbeing:

larkstonguesinaspicpart1:

you bitches better hope that twitter doesn’t actually die because that means that i’m going to be taking all of my excess random thoughts and putting them here instead of on my nice quiet locked account which means i’m going to be subjecting you to like 9-15 posts a day like “anyone else think young kyle machlachlan looks like a butch lesbian” or “what if tony soprano was bisexual” or “i have a mosquito bite” 

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algorizmi:

momfricker:

wheel-skellington:

brandnewatari2600:

today is video games’s birthday.

Happy birthday videogames

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Happy 50th, video games!